October 1st, 2008 by ahogarth | Posted in General |

Picture a lopsided table in a shadowy corner in a nameless bar. Imagine the stink of stale beer pervading your nostrils; nauseating and exciting you. You pull up a chair at the lopsided table, squealing legs against an ancient hardwood floor. There is a man sitting at the table. You sit with him. He has a dark collar pulled up high obscuring half of his face and a dark, foreboding hat. Beneath his sinister looking coat, he seems small and round and his lush, black mustache carries the traces of tomato sauce and ricotta cheese. A lasagna. It must have been.
With the hint of a smile he breathes word of something coming. The moment he speaks the bar goes still, like a chill through the room but you are the only one who caught wind of his whisper.

The whisper of a NEW WII due in 2011!

True story!

Find out all of the gory details! Like how the darkened character subsequently lobbed a fireball at the bartender and caused the entire bar to burst into flames.